OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
+2
Drouth
MessiahForHire
6 posters
Forumstuck :: Roleplaying :: In-Progress Games :: Forumstuck
Page 7 of 7
Page 7 of 7 • 
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Oblivion Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:25 pm
Wake-up logs are go
-- mercilessTango [MT] began pestering petrifiedSeeker [PS] at 21:15 --
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] began pestering petrifiedSeeker [PS] at 21:24 --
-- mercilessTango [MT] began pestering petrifiedSeeker [PS] at 21:15 --
- Spoiler:
- MT: EVAN.
PS: ## present ##
MT: Excellent.
MT: I was wondering when you'd be on.
PS: ## just woke up ##
PS: ## sup ##
MT: You're such a night owl.
PS: ## yup ##
MT: I don't understand how you manage it,
PS: ## easy ##
PS: ## stay up til i cant anymore ##
PS: ## get up when im done sleepin ##
MT: My ass would be kicked from here to Australia in the blink of an eye if I tried to stay up too late.
PS: ## or when drake wakes me up with stupid shit ##
PS: ## damn i want your dads kick ##
PS: ## so sup ##
MT: It comes from a strict lifetime regimen of kicking ass and taking names. Except there's only one name (mine) and it's all because "THIS IS HEALTHY" or something.
PS: ## yeah im with you on the daily ass a*use ##
PS: ## thankfully ive done my time today so i should *e relatively kicks free for the rest of the day ##
MT: Okay cool.
MT: So what's up?
MT: Other than just waking up.
PS: ## had to *e in goddamn court this mornin ##
MT: Oh shucks. That's terrible.
PS: ## hells yeah, it was ##
PS: ## had to *e up at goddamn nine ##
MT: ...
PS: ## wasnt even my case ##
MT: Nine?
MT: Dude.
MT: Nine is normal people sleeping in.
PS: ## yeah well im not normal so its all ok ##
PS: ## that and i didnt crash til seven ##
MT: Yeah well that inconsistent sleep pattern is pretty terrible for you. ):
PS: ## used to it ##
MT: You shouldn't be.
MT: I'd have half a mind to go over there myself and make you sleep and get up at reasonable times.
PS: ## woulda slept fine if drake hadnt decided he needed my ass in a *ench if he was gonna *e facin the judge ##
MT: So why was that, anyways?
PS: ## genius set a tree in the mall on fire ##
MT: ...
MT: What.
PS: ## i dont think i can make it any clearer joan you gotta work with me here ##
MT: No I mean something more like -why-.
PS: ## oh well then you gotta say that ##
PS: ## hell if i know, why does he *urn anything, *ecause its flamma*le i guess ##
PS: ## its like a thing ##
PS: ## dogs *ark cats meow politicians lie drake sets stuff on fire ##
MT: Uh... huh.
MT: Sooooo how did that go?
PS: ## payin rent this month is gonna *e interestin ##
MT: I hope it works out!
PS: ## lucky no jail time just a fine and a metric fuckton of community service ##
MT: Whew! At least the community service will keep him out of your hair.
MT: And then I can have you aaaaaaaaall to myself! :D
PS: ## sweet ##
MT: Of course, then I'll make you sleep properly!
PS: ## fuck ##
MT: I will make you a functional human being and you will love it.
PS: ## lies and slander ##
PS: ## or i guess this is li*el ##
MT: You sure about that?
PS: ## its all text so yeah ##
MT: No I mean about loving being a functional human being.
PS: ## hells no ##
MT: You're hells not sure about if you'll not like it?
MT: Is that what you're saying?
PS: ## its too damn early for dou*le negatives ##
MT: It is never not too damn early to not have double negatives.
PS: ## and now my *rain has assumed the shape of a pretzel ##
MT: Delicious.
PS: ## dammit i knew you were a zom*ie all along ##
MT: Nah.
PS: ## where the hell is my goddamn shotgun ##
MT: Zombies aren't as brilliant as I am.
PS: ## youre speedy the wonder zom*ie ##
MT: Who the fuck is Speedy the Wonder Zombie.
PS: ## you duh cmon joan i thought you said you were quick try to keep up ##
PS: ## i can only work so much around the zom*ie handicap ##
PS: ## either youre exceptional or youre standard cant *e *oth ##
MT: My confused statement was, in complete actuaity, a statement meant to subtly imply that I disagree, and reject that idea.
PS: ## my *rain ##
PS: ## it is melted ##
MT: Well maybe if you were in a place that didn't regularily get temperatures that reach grey matter melting points...
PS: ## hell with that ms *lizzardville ##
MT: What the hell dude, I'm at the border, pretty much.
MT: And not in the boring prairies.
MT: It doesn't even get that cold here.
PS: ## youre north of the mason dixon youre in frigid territory ##
MT: Of the what now.
PS: ## line that cuts teh us in half ##
MT: ...Okay?
PS: ## point *ein youre north youre in cold territory ##
MT: Sounds like some poor sap was such a deprived soul as a child.
MT: You need to have a snowball fight asap.
PS: ## hell no i like goin out in short sleeves on xmas ##
MT: I see a couple of people around wearing tee shirts in winter, here.
PS: ## we have a word for those people ##
MT: Awesome.
PS: ## i was gonna go with *adass *ut that works too ##
PS: ## also insane ##
MT: So are you saying you're not badass?
PS: ## hell no ##
PS: ## im too lazy to *e *adass ##
MT: Awww.
MT: But!
MT: If you weren't lazy.
MT: WHAT THEN?
PS: ## then i wouldnt *e me ##
MT: Hmmm, poetic, but still. You could still be yourself even if you magically started doing things.
PS: ## itd *e a massive *reach of character ##
MT: And what about character development?
PS: ## effort ##
MT: :/
PS: ## you and eris with that face i mean what is the deal ##
MT: It's a face.
PS: ## yup ##
MT: That is either slightly disapproving, a look that speaks "meh", or a face that's paralyzed on one side.
MT: I guess.
MT: I don't know how Eris uses it.
MT: Do I need to start daily sessions of forcing you to become really damn awesome?
MT: Because that would be kinda cool.
PS: ## i sense a trap ##
PS: ## you lure me with promises of excellence ##
PS: ## what is involved in this educational process ##
MT: Amazingness.
MT: And for the record, using words like "trap" and "lure" are very discouraging for a friend who only wants to take care of you.
MT: Should I just start calling myself your mother so you'll accept that you are totally and completely dependent on me because I swear to god I will.
PS: ## oh jesus ##
PS: ## i do not like the implications of this joan ##
MT: You don't seem like you enjoy implications at all.
MT: But that's cool; we can work on that.
PS: ## i like my cards played straight, you know me ##
MT: Yeah but just imagine.
MT: Once you master subtleties of implications, you can get yourself aaaaaaaaaaall the ladies.
PS: ## dammit ##
PS: ## well im sold ##
MT: Fantastic.
MT: How about
MT: We begin right now.
MT: :D
PS: ## dont we have the game thing to do today? ##
MT: Yeah.
MT: Well we can start later tonight, actually.
MT: I can make you sleep ike a normal person.
MT: You will go to sleep before sunrise.
MT: If I have to sit on your torso I swear I will get you to sleep at a slightly more reasonable time. :D
PS: ## do not know if want ##
MT: You should want.
MT: Especially because being awake at the same time everyone else is makes for a pretty magical experience.
PS: ## fuck ##
PS: ## what the hell ##
PS: ## ill give it a shot ##
MT: Yaaaaay! <3
MT: We'll see how this turns out. c:
PS: ## cool ##
MT: Oh yeah!
MT: Matt was looking for you.
PS: ## yeah i meant to *ug him anyway ##
PS: ## gotta figure out when were startin this thing ##
MT: Alright cools.
MT: Sounds like starting is between him and Eris.
MT: He's also apparently our leader I guess?
PS: ## um okay if you say so ##
PS: ## *ut yeah ill get to him sometime soon ##
MT: Hey he said it not me.
MT: Just a heads-up.
PS: ## thanks ##
PS: ## catch ya later then ##
MT: Okay cool. Later dude.
-- petrifiedSeeker [PS] ceased pestering mercilessTango [MT] at 23:14 --
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] began pestering petrifiedSeeker [PS] at 21:24 --
- Spoiler:
- HH: sleeping beauty's awake, i see.
PS: ## and no kiss involved either ##
PS: ## i think i got jipped ##
HH: considering the only person close enough would be your cousin...
PS: ## i have neih*ors ##
HH: heh, too bad about the distance
PS: ## sup ##
HH: waiting to hear more about the game.
HH: wondering why i haven't been sensible and gone to bed.
PS: ## im guessin ego is involved ##
HH: are you implying that i have selfish reasons for this? :o
PS: ## sure ##
PS: ## hell if i know what theyd *e tho ##
HH: nothing important.
PS: ## works for me ##
HH: how're you?
PS: ## good minus *ein dragged outta *ed first thing in the mornin ##
HH: isn't it midafternoon?
PS: ## yeah this was earlier ##
HH: well, what short of the apocalypse dragged a vagrant like you out of bed before noon?
PS: ## judge ##
PS: ## well ##
PS: ## drake did the draggin me ##
PS: ## judge did the draggin drake ##
HH: and there was enough fire involved to drag a dragon?
PS: ## well yeah he set a tree on fire ##
HH: oh, is that all?
PS: ## in the mall ##
HH: that sounds more like him.
PS: ## on *lack firday ##
PS: ## well thats a typo *ut at the same time its kinda fittin ##
HH: well, i'm sure the fir was black when he was done, so yeah.
PS: ## more kind of a grey *ut tomato tomahto ##
HH: you all right?
PS: ## yeah i didnt get caught in the crossfire ##
PS: ## im guessin drake *rought me to earn some sympathy ##
PS: ## cmon yer honor cant lock me up i gotta take care of this kid ##
HH: i'm just remembering field reports from you after his last few court dates.
PS: ## eh ##
PS: ## we were *oth wasted so i think the normal post judicial strife got postponed ##
HH: wasted.
PS: ## i got two hours of sleep *efore the case im thinkin he got three may*e four ##
HH: oh.
HH: wasn't sure what kind of wasted you meant with him.
PS: ## wait whatd you think i meant ##
PS: ## oh ##
PS: ## all the *ooze is still here i think ##
PS: ## dont wanna go check ##
HH: don't blame you there.
HH: you've got to get out of there, ev.
PS: ## which there are we on again ##
HH: anyplace involving the pryomaniacal psychopath
HH: the pyropath
PS: ## thats a thing now ##
PS: ## call we*ster ##
HH: if it isn't, it bloody well should be.
PS: ## hell i can give him a picture ##
PS: ## *am dictionaried ##
HH: i'm serious.
PS: ## when are you not serious ##
HH: plenty of times.
HH: i can work very convincingly at not serious.
HH: in fact
HH: i will inject whimsy into the rest of this conversation
HH: :D i can do whimsy
HH: :D look at all of this not serious whimsy
HH: :D whiiiiiiimsy
PS: ## i have never *een so terrified in my entire life ##
HH: fuck you
HH: oh, right
HH: :D fuck you
PS: ## ok i think we can kill the whimsy now ##
HH: oh thank god
PS: ## *ut really whats the deal ##
HH: going to need clarification, or i will go into something about airline food.
PS: ## i think it involves me vacating the premeses ##
HH: you've told me a lot of stuff about your cousin, yeah?
PS: ## yeah ##
HH: i'm just worried about you.
PS: ## uh ##
PS: ## really you dont gotta do that ##
HH: :/
HH: you ban whimsy, you ban worry...
HH: i can do robot.
PS: ## thats not what i mean ##
HH: beep
PS: ## i mean you dont gotta worry cause theres nothin to worry a*out ##
HH: how many times have you pestered me with ##just got *ack from the er##?
PS: ## i stopped countin ##
HH: :/
PS: ## what ##
HH: nothing.
PS: ## alright ##
PS: ## so anyway whats the deal with this game ##
HH: matt wanted to play it, and we agreed, and he's apparently the leader now.
HH: i don't really know.
PS: ## well yeah i knew all that already i slept through the mornin not the month ##
HH: i haven't even installed it yet.
HH: not psychic.
PS: ## or not tryin hard enough right ##
HH: nah, that's you.
HH: lazy.
PS: ## yup ##
HH: as long as you know.
PS: ## oh yeah ##
PS: ## im perfectly self aware ##
PS: ## completely congnizant ##
HH: and usually wearing a cast.
PS: ## ive *een castless for three months now shut up ##
HH: so would that be high int and low wis, con, or both?
PS: ## fuck you ##
HH: k
PS: ## so anyway if were supposed to *e doin this thing why hasnt there *een more say so *efore now? ##
HH: i don't know.
HH: i'm honestly just along for the ride on this.
HH: i still don't know enough about the game for it to be really interesting.
PS: ## well matts on ill *ug him a*out it may*e we can get this shindig on the road ##
HH: maybe.
HH: hey.
HH: happy christmas, you slob. :)
PS: ## oh heck it is isnt it ##
PS: ## merry christmas to you too :) ##
HH: thanks.
HH: here, this should get you in a more lively holiday mood
HH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAUWyp0qzs&feature=related
PS: ## why do you do this to me ##
HH: why do you think?
PS: ## *etween you and joan my *rain is now liquified ##
HH: and you have that adorable confused look. :3
PS: ## i dont know how to respond to that ##
HH: excellent.
HH: and now that you're thoroughly disoriented and distracted, i will make my strategic retreat.
HH: talk to you later.
PS: ## cya ##
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] ceased pestering petrifiedSeeker [PS] at 23:22 --
Oblivion- Posts : 672
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 38
Location : Abort/Retry/Fail? -
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by MessiahForHire Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:05 pm
-- mercilessTango [MT] began pestering hyperactiveHistorian [HH] --
- Spoiler:
- MT: So... Matt is the leader now?
HH: okay.
HH: the leader of what, exactly?
MT: The six of us, I guess/
HH: still not getting it.
MT: He spoke to me. And said that he was totally our brave leader figure.
MT: He's got a leader cloak and everything.
HH: was this in a dream with all sorts of heavyhanded religious imagery?
HH: or was it just now?
MT: Just now.
HH: huh.
HH: who else knows?
HH: because you could totally seduce the position away from him if you so chose.
MT: No idea.
MT: And I could... But I'd rather wait to see if he'll get a uniform.
HH: why?
MT: Because then he can have hella chicks swooning over him.
MT: It'll be fun.
HH: meh.
HH: i see uniforms every day.
MT: Yeah but it would be a LEADER uniform for Matt.
HH: what exactly is the leader uniform?
HH: i am imagining a fez for no real reason.
MT: Well
MT: I am not.
MT: I'm talking about super great uniforms that make all the ladies weak at the knees.
HH: it has to have a hat.
MT: Maybe some men too.
MT: Because it's that great.
HH: well, what would you include in the design?
MT: I'm not too sure, myself. I'd need a good hard look at the dude before deciding what sort of clothes would work with his body type the best.
HH: well, that wouldn't be much of a uniform if it's specially tailored.
MT: Being specially made and picking out a specific uniform are two different things.
HH: but uniforms are meant to render everyone wearing them part of a single unit.
MT: :/
HH: don't you :/ me.
MT: I will :/ you all I want!
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
MT: :/
HH: joan
MT: :/
MT: What.
HH: act your age.
MT: :/
MT: Eris.
MT: Embrace the :/.
MT: You know you love it.
HH: it doesn't love me back.
MT: Why are you projecting feelings like that?
MT: You can't read minds.
MT: Get over yourself.
MT: Sheesh.
HH: it doesn't look happy to see me.
HH: it looks disapproving, ambivalent at best.
MT: So you are judging the character of it based off of its expression?
HH: no, but i am judging it.
MT: It could just be a completely neutral face where their left half is paralyzed.
MT: That would eave you with some pretty damn ableist commentary, there.
HH: and here you are playing matchmaker for the poor thing as if you're aware of its preferences.
HH: don't you talk down to me about privilege here.
MT: Doesn't everyone talk down to you?
HH: not everyone!
MT: Okay well ages thirteen and up.
HH: still not everyone!
MT: Okay, minus, like, twelve people.
HH: back on the game...
MT: What about it, now?
HH: i don't know. you pestered me.
MT: So? Can't we have a perfectly okay and friendly conversation between two best pals without having to be all serious business? :(
HH: i'm not always serious.
HH: but you seemed serious when you pestered me.
HH: for a wonder.
MT: Wonder of wonders.
MT: It would seem our hands have switched.
MT: I have no idea what the fuck to do with your cards.
MT: Would you like to play mental 52 pickup? 8)
HH: not really.
MT: Darn.
MT: How do you handle all this complete seriousness?
MT: Why can't I hold all this serious!
HH: because you're too excitable.
MT: And yet
MT: I'm not the person who chose to have "hyperactive" in her handle.
MT: Go figure.
HH: i was ten.
MT: A ten year-old really into history?
HH: yes.
MT: Sheesh, that explains things.
HH: hush, you.
MT: Never.
MT: <3
HH: anyway
HH: does this game even need a leader?
HH: i mean, matt can be leader if he wants.
HH: i don't really care that much.
HH: but i wasn't aware it needed one.
MT: I dunno, he also says he's first.
HH: eh, it's his birthday.
MT: Well
MT: You were apparently second?
HH: i guess.
MT: Does it even really matter? :/
HH: i don't know.
HH: i don't know squat about this game.
MT: Ugh.
MT: Does anyone?
HH: matt, probably.
HH: it was his idea, after all.
MT: Hmmmm.
MT: Did anyone consider asking him about it?
HH: he's been down lately, and i didn't want to bug him.
MT: Fair enough.
MT: Do you know if Shea spoke to him at all? I think if anyone could get through to him at all it'd be her.
HH: i don't know.
HH: but i'm not really sure i can talk to shea right now.
HH: if she's doing her usual method for an all-nighter...
MT: Oh.
MT: Heheh.
MT: What's wrong with it?
MT: I mean, it works.
HH: for a short while, yeah.
MT: It's fun.
MT: I also don't see why it's not fun to talk to her when she is completely wired.
HH: because she's usually completely wired when it's much much earlier for you.
MT: So?
MT: I'm not sure how this relates to things.
HH: never mind.
MT: No, really, I'm interested in hearing your opinion.
HH: look, a sugar rush is just not something i look forward to encountering at midnight.
MT: Okay?
HH: that's really all.
MT: Hmmmm.
HH: what?
MT: I guess I just don't understand your aversion to speaking with Shea on a sugar rush.
HH: because it's too much energy for me to deal with this late.
MT: But considering we'll all be up later, even...
MT: Doesn't that energy energize you?
HH: not really.
MT: Aw.
MT: That's silly. :P
MT: I'll be sure to let Shea know you're avoiding her, then. :D
HH: not avoiding, exactly.
MT: No?
HH: it's such a negative word.
MT: I see.
MT: So are you looking for a word with an 'X' in it, because the X makes it sound cool?
HH: not really, no.
MT: Okay good.
MT: I was about to ask if you wanted to kill all humans, but I guess I'm safe/
HH: sure, joan.
MT: Hm?
HH: nothing.
MT: <_<
HH: anything else?
MT: Maybe?
HH: just wondering. argos is barking, and i need to go shut him up.
MT: HOW ARE YOU, THIS FINE AFTERNOON, ERIS. OH WAIT, I GUESS IT'S CLOSER TO EVENING OR NIGHTTIME.
MT: CAPSLOCK.
MT: Maybe he just sees a squirrel.
MT: HEY!
MT: HEY!
MT: HEY!
MT: HEY!
HH: it's closer to midnight actually
MT: SQUIRREL!
HH: and stop
MT: HEY!
HH: i refuse to believe you are that distractable.
MT: squirrel?
MT: friend?
HH: joan, i need to quiet him down before he wakes up my sister.
MT: Ugh, fine.
MT: Leave me.
HH: i'll talk to you later.
MT: :(
MT: 'Kaaaaaay.
HH: ok.
MT: Bye bye.
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] ceased pestering mercilessTango [MT] --
MessiahForHire- Posts : 296
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 30
Location : Land of Colour and Dusk
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Oblivion Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:29 am
By the way, the newest godtier designs are out. Void is apparently blue and black - not too far from our guess of blue and dark purple - while Life is grey-brown and green. It also amuses me how Void's symbol is apparently just coloring in the gaps on the Space symbol.
Oblivion- Posts : 672
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 38
Location : Abort/Retry/Fail? -
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Sparky Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:39 am
I'd thought it looked like that! And the last four are due out this week. I await the sobbing and gnashing of teeth on dA.
Sparky- Posts : 499
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 35
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by MessiahForHire Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:19 am
Yes, fanfictions be damned. Though the colours for void were easy enough to guess. Life is... an interesting combination of colours. Poor Glenys.
Also, I like how not only is Void similar to Space symbols-wise, but the symbol for Life is basically the symbol for Breath, just rotated 90 degrees clockwise with a minimal amount of tinkering.
Also, I like how not only is Void similar to Space symbols-wise, but the symbol for Life is basically the symbol for Breath, just rotated 90 degrees clockwise with a minimal amount of tinkering.
MessiahForHire- Posts : 296
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 30
Location : Land of Colour and Dusk
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Oblivion Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:52 pm
Makes me wonder if any of the other symbols are going to be related to the other ones we do know. I could see Doom being some inversion of Light's sun somehow, for example.
Oblivion- Posts : 672
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 38
Location : Abort/Retry/Fail? -
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Face Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:27 pm
Matt and Eris post-entry
This one was a little more serious this time around. Not sure if it works, but hey.
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] began pestering facelessSchemer [FS] --
This one was a little more serious this time around. Not sure if it works, but hey.
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] began pestering facelessSchemer [FS] --
- Spoiler:
- HH: looks like the meteor missed you.
HH: good.
FS: ~Was there any doubt?
HH: well, strictly speaking, i believe it had gathered enough atmospheric friction and momentum to toast you from that distance.
HH: so...
HH: yes.
FS: ~Whatever
FS: ~I am out of danger for the time being
HH: i have to admit, i'm surprised.
FS: ~By what?
HH: this is not the sort of game i figured you'd suggest.
FS: ~Well, I did not choose the game
FS: ~I just knew we had to play it
HH: but it was your idea.
HH: well, i suppose that's fair.
HH: it would be a shame to miss out on all this candyland nonsense.
FS: ~Candy?
HH: have you looked outside?
HH: you have candyfloss clouds.
FS: ~So I do
FS: ~Interesting
FS: ~I was not expecting to be transported here
HH: where were you expecting, mordor?
FS: ~It does not matter
HH: i should say it does.
FS: ~I suppose I must go explore this brave new world and imprint my name upon it
FS: ~I will require a flag
HH: in cursive, dotting your i's with hearts.
FS: ~Ignoring you for the moment
FS: ~Have you seen Gran Gran?
HH: thought you were ignoring me.
FS: ~Unless I am asking you a question directly
FS: ~And if your response is not dripping with sarcasm
HH: you'd have to pay attention to catch that, though.
FS: ~Never mind
FS: ~I will look for myself
HH: incidentally, i haven't.
FS: ~Hmm, yes
FS: ~She does not appear to be around
FS: ~Shout if you spot her
HH: will do.
HH: perhaps i should also type.
FS: ~This place...
FS: ~Does not look like any place I have seen before
HH: i would worry if t'were otherwise.
HH: 'twere
HH: //no seriously idk
FS: ~I feel like spouting some cliche line about how I believe I am no longer in a midwestern state
HH: go ahead.
FS: ~No time, I must explore
FS: ~How far can you see around my property?
HH: not very.
FS: ~And nothing to report?
HH: i'm expecting the trees to burst into song any moment now.
HH: also, you have company.
FS: ~Not helping
FS: ~Wait, company?
HH: little black things in red furry coats.
FS: ~Oh, them
FS: ~Better not waste any time then
HH: um.
HH: do you need help?
FS: ~I believe I can handle two of them
FS: ~Just keep an eye out for more
HH: if you say so.
-- facelessSchemer [FS] slashes at one imp and dodges the second's attack --
FS: ~Fast, aren't they?
HH: of course.
-- facelessSchemer [FS] is hit by an attack in the back --
FS: ~And quite sharp
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] picks up a chair --
HH: hold still.
FS: ~Holding
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] drops the chair on an imp --
FS: ~Perfect
-- facelessSchemer [FS] easily dispatches the remaining imp --
FS: ~I was not expecting to actually be harmed by one of them
HH: best be careful, then.
FS: ~RIght
FS: ~There will likely be more, keep an eye out for Gran Gran while I secure the perimeter
HH: mhm.
FS: ~The area surrounding the house looks clear
FS: ~Anything inside, Eris?
HH: i've been following you to make sure you don't get jumped again.
FS: ~I told you to keep an eye out for Gran Gran
FS: ~She would still be in the house
FS: ~And I am more than capable of fending for myself
HH: watch your six.
-- facelessSchemer [FS] dodges the imp from the rear --
FS: ~Just so you know
FS: ~I saw him coming
HH: mm.
FS: ~But thanks, I guess
-- facelessSchemer [FS] kills the imp --
FS: ~I've been meaning to ask
FS: ~What is the stuff that comes out of them?
HH: hell if i know. probably something you'll want to collect.
FS: ~I don't think I would want any of it
FS: ~It looks poisonous
HH: it's probably just a drop reward.
HH: i doubt it'll hurt.
FS: ~If you say so
-- facelessSchemer [FS] collects the grist and heads back inside the house --
FS: ~Oh for the love of
HH: hm?
FS: ~Eris, I wanted you to keep an eye on things
FS: ~Now those imps are here wreaking chaos
HH: which i believe they'd have done regardless.
FS: ~Yes, but you could have probably thrown something
FS: ~Isn't that what you do?
HH: and made a bigger mess.
FS: ~A small sacrifice to make for dealing with less imps
HH: you sure?
FS: ~Absolutely
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] moves the cursor toward the sofa. --
FS: ~Let yourself go wild
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] hurls it at the opposite wall --
HH: oh dear
FS: oh no
FS: no no no no no no no no
HH: matt?
FS: what did you do
HH: you told me to throw it.
FS: fuck fuck fuck eris damn it why
HH: are you all right?
FS: no
FS: i am not fucking all right
FS: that was my fucking grandpa
HH: oh
FS: ~It's okay
FS: ~No big deal
HH: captchalogue it
FS: ~He's dead anyway, so it doesn't matter
HH: so nothing else can happen
FS: ~Good idea
-- facelessSchemer [FS] takes the ashes --
FS: ~Eris
FS: ~Can you do me a favor
HH: what?
FS: ~Have you seen that...thing?
HH: that would depend on what thing.
FS: ~The santa thingy
HH: which one?
FS: ~The big blue one
HH: oh, the sprite.
FS: ~Whatever
FS: ~Have you seen it?
HH: not recently.
FS: ~I need to call it over
FS: ~I know what I'm supposed to do
HH: then do so?
FS: ~It will listen?
HH: i assume so.
HH: remember, no one else has actually played this yet.
HH: it didn't exactly come with instructions.
FS: ~All right, I'll try
-- facelessSchemer [FS] calls Santasprite in --
FS: ~Wow, it got here fast
FS: ~Anyways, that favor I wanted to ask you
FS: ~Can you go pester Rick?
HH: i need to do that anyway.
FS: ~Yes, just
FS: ~Don't bother checking up on me
FS: ~I will handle things from here
HH: define handle things.
FS: ~Handle as in
FS: ~Don't bother me until I pester you again
HH: someone's in a mood.
FS: ~I am very emotional right now
HH: and therefore vulnerable to attack.
FS: ~I will be fine, my gra
FS: ~Santasprite is here
FS: ~He'll protect me
HH: all right, then.
FS: ~I will contact you again when you have entered the game
HH: mm.
FS: ~Farewell, Eris
HH: later.
-- hyperactiveHistorian [HH] ceased pestering facelessSchemer [FS] --
Face- Posts : 138
Join date : 2010-11-11
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Oblivion Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:52 am
Post-entry Shea log, after she wakes up from her first Awake dream and gets some general advice from someone (Glenys or Joan, I forget which):
[10:27] -- amazonaReveille [AR] began messaging haphazardHypothesis [HH] at 22:27 --
[10:27] -- amazonaReveille [AR] began messaging haphazardHypothesis [HH] at 22:27 --
- Spoiler:
- [10:27] AR: Eris?
[10:27] HH: haven't seen you on in a bit. i was starting to worry.
[10:27] HH: glad to see you're well. =)
[10:28] AR: I guess. =/
[10:28] HH: is something the matter?
[10:28] AR: I don't like this game very much.
[10:29] HH: i can't say i blame you, but i think we're rather stuck.
[10:29] HH: having trouble with the imps or building?
[10:29] AR: It's gone a little overboard with the whole "scare you into getting into the game quick" thing.
[10:29] AR: Even my little helper thing is in on the joke, apparently.
[10:30] HH: can't say it wasn't bloody effective, though.
[10:30] HH: what joke?
[10:30] AR: The whole "that meteor destroyed your home and your world is gone now" thing.
[10:30] HH: oh.
[10:30] HH: shea.
[10:30] AR: Sorry I'm not all ehre. I just woke up from the weirdest dream.
[10:30] HH: i really don't think it was a joke.
[10:30] HH: do tell.
[10:31] AR: ...
[10:31] AR: Really not funny, Eris. I'm not in the mood. >:/
[10:31] HH: don't you rageface at me. i googled my town after i got in because i was curious.
[10:31] HH: so either sburb hacked google...
[10:31] AR: Ugh, can you use a different term? Please?
[10:31] AR: Wait what?
[10:32] HH: ragescowl, then.
[10:32] AR: No, the other part.
[10:32] AR: About that.
[10:32] HH: glarescowl.
[10:32] AR: Did Matt hack the game or something?
[10:32] AR: There's no way a game could do something that specific without player input.
[10:32] HH: i am trying to imagine matt hacking anything.
[10:32] HH: trying.
[10:32] HH: exactly.
[10:33] HH: that's why i don't think it's a joke.
[10:33] AR: Okay, maybe I should start from the beginning, I think we're off track here.
[10:33] AR: I'm still a bit disoriented.
[10:33] HH: are we ever on track?
[10:33] AR: -_-
[10:33] HH: so what's this weird dream?
[10:34] AR: I crashed right after I got in. I think all the panic about getting around the meteor crash and stuff burned up all my sugar.
[10:34] AR: Next thing I know, I'm in some kind of candy-fueled fever dream.
[10:34] HH: haven't we talked about this?
[10:34] AR: Real Wizard of Oz stuff. Giant towers and gleaming golden streets.
[10:34] HH: you and caffeine...
[10:35] HH: hm.
[10:35] AR: I don't think it was the caffeine.
[10:35] AR: Well, at least not completely.
[10:35] HH: sounds rather complementary to the dreams i've had.
[10:35] AR: I mean, usually after I wake up I know it was just a dream wait what
[10:35] HH: towers and spires, but all purple.
[10:35] AR: And it felt unnaturally real after you woke up, right?
[10:35] AR: Like you weren't really sure if this was the dream or if that was?
[10:35] HH: remember when i idled out on you right after i got in?
[10:35] AR: :o
[10:36] AR: Yeah, you said you blew something up.
[10:36] HH: just my wall.
[10:36] AR: I figured you were doing damage control.
[10:36] HH: did not think it was that powerful a firework.
[10:36] HH: if by damage control you mean friendly fire and close-up wall inspection, yes
[10:37] AR: ...
[10:37] AR: Eriiiiiiiiiiiis.
[10:37] HH: what?
[10:37] AR: Why do you do this to yourself? :(
[10:37] HH: science?
[10:37] AR: >_<
[10:37] AR: Anyway.
[10:37] AR: You had the dream too then.
[10:37] AR: Did you meet anybody? Like sort of people but not really?
[10:38] HH: i'm in jail, i think.
[10:38] AR: ... what did you do?
[10:38] HH: nothing?
[10:39] AR: Then why are you in jail?
[10:39] HH: i really don't know.
[10:39] HH: i was flying around, and the next thing i know, i run into this bloke who's not well pleased to see me.
[10:39] AR: And?
[10:39] HH: then he arrested me.
[10:39] AR: Could be worse I guess.
[10:39] HH: not important, though.
[10:40] HH: it's just a daft dream.
[10:40] AR: I pretty much did the same thing. Wandered around for a while, ran into someone who I guess is a local official or something, then everything went blurry and I woke up.
[10:40] AR: Didn't get arrested though thankfully.
[10:40] HH: hm.
[10:41] HH: is it just the dream, or what else is bothering you?
[10:41] AR: No, the dream was fine. It's just really the reason I'm kind of weird-headed right now.
[10:41] AR: No, what's bugging me is this game.
[10:42] AR: Really Eris. I want to know who fiddled with the game, because I'm not finding this at all funny. I'm really not wanting to blame you, because I don't think you'd do this, but I can't think of anyone else who would know enough to pull it off.
[10:43] HH: i don't know computers.
[10:43] HH: the closest i get is rocketry and propulsion.
[10:43] HH: you really think i could do this?
[10:43] AR: I don't want to.
[10:43] HH: shea, i'm not trying to mess with you. i think this is all real.
[10:44] HH: i don't want it to be, but i can't think how it could be anything else.
[10:44] AR: Then what the hell are we supposed to do???
[10:44] HH: survive.
[10:44] AR: Eris, if this is real, an entire base just got smashed by a meteor! There's got to be countless people dead!
[10:44] HH: i know, shea.
[10:45] AR: I don't know where my family is, I think my aunt's around the house somewhere but I haven't seen my parents or any of the neighbors, and the GROUND IS GONE
[10:45] HH: but what can we do?
[10:46] HH: ...what do you mean the ground is gone?
[10:46] AR: And all this time the game is deciding on top of messing with my head about this it's going to pick fun at me for a childhood problem that I thought I'd gotten rid of but APPARENTLY NOT
[10:46] HH: ...bed wetting?
[10:46] AR: I mean the ground is gone! Outside my house is nothing but a freefall into clouds!
[10:46] AR: >_<
[10:46] AR: IT"S NOT FUNNY!
[10:47] AR: Ugh, sorry.
[10:47] HH: visit from the caps lock fairy?
[10:47] AR: I'm not making any sense am I?
[10:48] HH: no less than your usual post sugar high crashes.
[10:48] AR: Nn.
[10:48] HH: what's wrong?
[10:48] AR: Did you get a job thing when you got into the game?
[10:49] AR: Like your little helper ghost telling you something you're supposed to be or do?
[10:49] HH: kill enemies, collect grist, build up.
[10:49] HH: oh, yes.
[10:49] HH: it's very strange actually talking to argos.
[10:49] AR: o.o
[10:49] AR: You put your dog in?
[10:49] AR: Whyyyyy?
[10:49] HH: no, i did not.
[10:49] HH: argos like shiny things, remember?
[10:49] AR: >_<
[10:49] HH: stupid dog...
[10:50] HH: so he's now half-dalek.
[10:50] AR: ...
[10:50] AR: Oh good heavens this will not end well.
[10:50] HH: my yard is forever safe from squirrels.
[10:50] AR: I had a statue thing. It kept spewing gobbledeygook I couldn't understand.
[10:52] HH: is that what's upset you?
[10:52] AR: No, it's what happened after.
[10:52] AR: Got advised to put something else in it, so I ended up dropping in my necklace after doing a little prep work.
[10:54] AR: So now I have an armoured bug-statue-lady who apparently remembers everything I've ever done or seen while wearing that pendant.
[10:54] HH: right.
[10:55] AR: And she starts going on and on about this place and the game and stuff I'm supposed to do.
[10:55] HH: what's your land called?
[10:55] AR: Land of Spires and Silk, apparently.
[10:55] HH: i'm in a shiny deathtrap.
[10:55] HH: land of chasm and crystal.
[10:56] AR: Great.
[10:56] AR: Do all of us get "ha ha gravity hates your guts"?
[10:56] HH: i think matt has land of carealot and equestria. and frogs.
[10:56] AR: ...
[10:56] HH: he looked so happy.
[10:57] AR: Poor frogs.
[10:58] HH: mhm.
[10:58] AR: And then she gets to the part about me personally.
[10:58] AR: The game says I am the Sylph of Rage.
[10:59] HH: ...
[10:59] AR: NOW you see why I'm a little upset?? >_<
[10:59] HH: that sounds absolutely adorable.
[10:59] AR: .... what?
[10:59] HH: i'm imagining tinkerbell having to choke a bitch.
[10:59] AR: ...
[10:59] AR: hee
[10:59] AR: That's terrible.
[11:00] HH: yes it is.
[11:00] HH: but i'll get you your money.
[11:00] HH: i swear, you don't have to turn me in to hook, i'm good for it.
[11:00] AR: So are you a pirate then?
[11:00] HH: bah.
[11:00] HH: i wish.
[11:00] HH: don't see why you're so upset about yours.
[11:01] HH: it actually sounds fairly impressive and fun.
[11:01] AR: I frankly don't see what's so fun about it.
[11:01] HH: you'll do fine with it.
[11:01] AR: I don't -want- to do fine with it.
[11:02] AR: I already had enough problems with anger management as a kid. You remember some of the stuff I did >_<
[11:02] HH: you only broke the one kid's arm, and he totally had it coming.
[11:03] HH: want to trade?
[11:04] AR: Dare I ask what I'll be getting in return? Not that the offer isn't appealing even with the unknown variable, to be honest.
[11:04] HH: knight of void.
[11:04] HH: champion and defender of nothing.
[11:04] AR: There's a British joke to be made here somewhere.
[11:04] HH: makes you feel useful, really.
[11:04] HH: sir perfluous
[11:04] AR: Have you mastered the standing perfectly still and not reacting to stuff thing yet?
[11:05] HH: oh, please, that's not knights.
[11:05] HH: elton john managed to get knighted, shea.
[11:05] HH: just saying.
[11:05] HH: at least yours implies you have some utility and purpose.
[11:05] AR: Well yeah because the queen started passing them out like they were going out of style.
[11:06] HH: meh.
[11:06] AR: ... which in retrospect is a really really unnerving thing that actually ended up happening I guess.
[11:06] HH: i'll take your rage fairy any day.
[11:06] AR: What purpose is there to being mad?
[11:06] HH: at least there's direction implied.
[11:07] HH: void? not so much.
[11:07] AR: I guess.
[11:07] HH: i'm well used to feeling in a void. i've no need to defend one.
[11:07] AR: :(
[11:08] AR: I wish you wouldn't say things like that.
[11:08] HH: but i hate lying.
[11:09] AR: :(
[11:09] HH: =( yourself.
[11:11] HH: i just don't think sylph of rage is the worst thing you could get is all.
[11:12] AR: I guess not.
[11:12] AR: It just seems...
[11:12] AR: I dunno, like it was put there specifically because it knows it bothers me.
[11:13] AR: Nothing good ever comes of getting angry.
[11:13] HH: not necessarily.
[11:13] HH: anger is sometimes motivation to solve a problem.
[11:13] AR: =/
[11:14] HH: "x makes me angry. something needs to be done about x. i will work at it." and then you invent something cool.
[11:14] AR: That's not what I was taught.
[11:14] HH: yes, well
[11:14] HH: you're american.
[11:14] HH: your schools...
[11:15] AR: This is the part where I remind you that I went to school with *you*. =P
[11:15] HH: it was your parents, i swear.
[11:15] AR: Mostly, yeah.
[11:16] AR: My dad was pretty blatant about not tolerating me and my temper, especially after the thing with the arm-breaking.
[11:16] HH: ah.
[11:17] AR: I still don't like it, Eris. I don't see why the game had to give me a job based on getting angry when there were perfectly good other options available.
[11:17] AR: There can't just be the six we got.
[11:17] HH: maybe it doesn't involve anger. maybe it's fire?
[11:17] HH: that'd be pretty neat.
[11:18] HH: i don't know, shea.
[11:18] HH: maybe it's some daft public service thing about looking within and self-help.
[11:19] HH: probably some sort of lesson about feelings or something.
[11:19] AR: =/
[11:19] HH: ha, maybe i have void because it knows i'm already awesome.
[11:19] AR: >_>
[11:20] HH: you don't think i am? well, go on and rage about it.
[11:20] HH: come at me =3
[11:20] AR: >_<
[11:21] HH: shea.
[11:21] HH: i am not letting this go until i get a genuine laugh.
[11:22] HH: and i will stoop to memes if required.
[11:22] HH: ahem.
[11:22] HH: can i has cheezburger
[11:23] AR: =|
[11:23] HH: hm.
[11:23] HH: knock knock
[11:24] AR: Okay no
[11:24] AR: I've heard your knockknock jokes
[11:24] HH: fine.
[11:24] AR: They're all terrible
[11:24] HH: something different, then.
[11:24] HH: so there's a man crawling through the desert.
[11:24] AR: NO.
[11:27] HH: i am rapidly running low on material.
[11:27] AR: I'm smiling, for what it's worth.
[11:28] HH: good.
[11:28] AR: Thanks, Eris.
[11:28] HH: not a problem.
[11:28] AR: I guess the only thing to do now is just move on, try and figure out something.
[11:29] AR: And... well... if the world IS gone, I guess it'd be a stupid waste to not finish the game.
[11:30] AR: For all those people to die, for earth to be completely destroyed, and us to not do what we're here to do would be a worthless memorial.
[11:30] HH: that and the fact that the enemies trying to kill us look beyond stupid.
[11:30] HH: it would be embarrassing.
[11:31] AR: Heheh
[11:32] AR: I guess I should get to looking around a little.
[11:33] HH: can't hurt.
[11:33] AR: Though I'm not sure what I'm going to do. It's a long fall outside...
[11:33] HH: you'll figure it out. you're smart. =)
[11:33] HH: and if you get frustrated, take it out on the imps.
[11:33] HH: you'll need the grist.
[11:36] AR: Yeah, got the basics on that already.
[11:36] HH: good.
[11:36] AR: Did Matt get Evan in? I let him know I was in but then I passed out.
[11:37] HH: he's fine.
[11:37] AR: Good.
[11:37] AR: :)
[11:37] AR: I'll see you later. Maybe literally, if I can find a way to get to wherever you are.
[11:38] HH: all right.
[11:38] HH: later, shea.
[11:39] AR: Bye. :)
[11:39] -- amazonaReveille [AR] stopped messaging haphazardHypothesis [HH] at 23:39 --
Oblivion- Posts : 672
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 38
Location : Abort/Retry/Fail? -
Re: OOC Thread: shit. lets be psychic (Chatlogs and memos)
by Face Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:33 pm
Eris post-entry.
-- facelessSchemer [FS] began pestering haphazardHypothesis [HH] --
-- facelessSchemer [FS] began pestering haphazardHypothesis [HH] --
- Spoiler:
- FS: ~Eris, have you made it in successfully?
HH: define successfully.
FS: ~Alive
FS: ~Not injured
HH: debatably.
FS: ~Status report?
HH: the meteor seems to be gone, as does england.
FS: ~The meteor has already destroyed your country?
HH: well, i certainly don't see anything resembling either of them.
FS: ~I suppose we must move things along much faster than we had planned
HH: wait.
HH: already?
FS: ~Yes
HH: as in
HH: you aren't at all surprised that it happened.
HH: just that it happened now.
FS: ~That is the meaning behind my sentence
FS: ~I have heard that the meteors are on their way to destroying Earth
HH: ...
FS: ~I was surprised that it had done that much damage in such a short amount of time
HH: go back to the part where you knew there were meteors.
HH: what.
FS: ~I knew there were meteors
FS: ~I was not aware that they were the cause behind the Earth's destruction
HH: what.
FS: ~Bear in mind, this is also news to me
HH: the earth's destruction?
FS: ~Yes
HH: you knew?
FS: ~My grandfather just told me
HH: and you didn't think that this might be useful information to share
FS: ~You would all be informed upon your entry
FS: ~It was not my responsibility to tell you
FS: ~And besides
FS: ~As long as we all enter, it should not be a problem
HH: the hell do you mean 'not your responsibility'?
FS: ~Well, that role belongs to the sprites
HH: did it cross your mind that we might not link a video game with escaping certain doom?
FS: ~The game is the only way for us to survive
FS: ~The Earth's fate was sealed
FS: ~Have you not heard this yet?
FS: ~Your sprite was meant to inform you
HH: well, my sprite is busy barking at imps.
FS: ~Barking?
HH: and just think how much more motivated we'd all be if we, oh, could find out from a reliable source beforehand!
HH: yes.
FS: ~I am flattered that you find me reliable
FS: ~And confused by your mentions of barking
FS: ~Did you
FS: ~Prototype your dog?
HH: no.
HH: i didn't.
HH: he did.
FS: ~Your dog prototyped himself
HH: yes.
FS: ~...All right then
FS: ~Anyways, I don't see why you're getting upset
HH: because i came within minutes of being squished by a space rock.
HH: that you knew about.
HH: and didn't think to tell us about so we could start earlier.
FS: ~I did not know the meteors would be hitting us
FS: ~I just knew there were meteors
FS: ~I don't have a lot of context to work with
HH: you knew meteors were coming to end the world.
FS: ~Not end the
FS: youre not listening
FS: i knew about the meteors but not what they meant
FS: it wasnt until the metor almost killed me
FS: then i figured maybe these meteors are going to try and hit each of us but it shouldnt be a problem as long as we get in in time
FS: ~See?
FS: ~I only just found out about the end of the world from my grandfather
FS: ~Which, again, does not matter as long as we get in the game in time
HH: define in time.
FS: ~Before the meteors hit
HH: when.
FS: ~I do not know
HH: then maybe we should have a reason for urgency.
FS: ~Yes, we must act with haste
HH: so maybe you should tell people that the meteors are going to kill them.
FS: ~I was not instructed to say anything to
FS: ~I mean
FS: ~I suppose I can tell them
HH: instructed?
FS: ~Yes
FS: ~I was instructed to not say anything that might
FS: ~Cause panic
HH: then maybe you shouldn't have noticed the bloody meteor.
HH: because that
HH: ~caused panic.
FS: ~Well okay, maybe I took the instructions too literally
FS: ~But now we know about them
HH: yes, but there are a few flaws in your plan.
FS: ~I am aware, I have not had much time to amend things
HH: first, are you even sure evan didn't just go back to sleep?
HH: second, you realize shea is on the mother of all sugar highs for this and could crash at any moment.
FS: yes yes
FS: ~But this wasn't entirely my plan, I'm just working with what I know is supposed to happen
HH: then whose was it?
FS: ~Part of mine, part of Shep's
HH: what.
FS: ~Though in truth, we are following the plans that destiny has made for us
FS: ~I am acting in accord with what I know is supposed to happen and what Shep has instructed me to do
HH: what the hell does shep have to do with this?
HH: he isn't even playing the game.
FS: ~He was the one who told me about it
HH: oh really.
FS: ~We have to play this game, it's important
FS: ~He said so
HH: well.
HH: i'm glad to see there's someone you trust.
-- haphazardHypothesis [HH] ceased pestering facelessSchemer [FS] --
Face- Posts : 138
Join date : 2010-11-11
Page 7 of 7 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Similar topics» Stoke of the Day Thread
» Smiley Request Thread!
» Rank Request Thread!
» Chatbox hilarity thread
» Forumstuck Soundtrack Thread
» Smiley Request Thread!
» Rank Request Thread!
» Chatbox hilarity thread
» Forumstuck Soundtrack Thread
Forumstuck :: Roleplaying :: In-Progress Games :: Forumstuck
Page 7 of 7
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum